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* Do you want to buy Tuxcoin? | * Do you want to buy Tuxcoin? | ||
* Monsters | * Monsters | ||
* I wish I have bought Tuxcoin | * I wish I have bought Tuxcoin ten years ago. | ||
[[CEO]] Alexander: | [[CEO]] Alexander: | ||
* Do you mind waiting an extra hour so I can read more of my book? | * Do you mind waiting an extra hour so I can read more of my book? | ||
* Monsters | * Monsters | ||
* Lasted less than | * Lasted less than thirty seconds. | ||
[[CEO]] Augustus (no forfeit): | [[CEO]] Augustus (no forfeit): |
Revision as of 18:32, 2 June 2023
A post-game Elite Academy in Timber Town you can break into.
This is where all the Gold Pass holders are holding out after the defeat of the Pillars. Only once you beat them all will they admit that their worldview needs to be reconsidered - and the gates to the Garden are opened for all to come and learn the art of battling.
Room 1
Characters
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Trainers
CEO Fugger:
- My new movie was not as good as I thought it would be.
- Monsters
- Too many fight scenes.
CEO Girard:
- Why not go back to them and tell them you changed your mind?
- Monsters
- Who popped up in your mind?
Cool Dude Astor:
- What should you do if you find a spider on your bed?
- Monsters
- Capture and sell!
CEO Vanderbilt:
- People always have justifications for hurting others, but they are rarely good justifications.
- Monsters
- What's your justification?
CEO Carnegie:
- I often wish I was born in a time before social media.
- Monsters
- Let me update my status!
Picnicker Ford:
- Did you hear about the big earthquake in ocean?
- Monsters
- There was a tsunami alert!
Room 2
Characters
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Trainers
CEO Musa (no forfeit):
- Why do you keep asking such obvious questions?
- Monsters
- Let's skip it.
Cool Dude Osman:
- Do you want to buy Tuxcoin?
- Monsters
- I wish I have bought Tuxcoin ten years ago.
CEO Alexander:
- Do you mind waiting an extra hour so I can read more of my book?
- Monsters
- Lasted less than thirty seconds.
CEO Augustus (no forfeit):
- I wrote nine academic papers!
- Monsters
- But I'm unable to win a match!
Cool Dude Rufus:
- Do you really want to play this game with me?
- Monsters
- You have won.
CEO Crassus:
- I'm going to buy an island.
- Monsters
- But which one?
Picnicker Midas:
- I guess they're just giving out Gold Passes to everyone these days.
- Monsters
- ... ... ... I founded the Walled Garden as a sanctuary for the better class of person to hone their battle skills and network with fellow members of the elite. But seeing you, a ... what is the word? I want to say "hoi polloi"? "Villein"? Seeing a pleb like you triumph has made me reconsider. From this day on, I am going to open the Walled Garden to all comers. Anyone who wants to test their mettle can do so here.