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* Florist: Ah, I was sitting next to two florists and they were discussing something that caught my attention. It seems they're not too happy about...
* Florist: Ah, I was sitting next to two florists and they were discussing something that caught my attention. It seems they're not too happy about...
 
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* Alex: I'm still fuming about what happened at Greenwash. I had to cancel a whole order of peonies because of the contamination. And now I'm worried that our customers will start to lose trust in us.
* Alex: I'm still fuming about what happened at Greenwash. I had to cancel a whole order of peonies because of the contamination. And now I'm worried that our customers will start to lose trust in us.
* Gluck: I know, it's a nightmare. I've been trying to find alternative suppliers, but it's not easy. And to make matters worse, our orchid shipment was delayed again. I'm starting to think that we should just stick to locally-sourced flowers from now on.
* Gluck: I know, it's a nightmare. I've been trying to find alternative suppliers, but it's not easy. And to make matters worse, our orchid shipment was delayed again. I'm starting to think that we should just stick to locally-sourced flowers from now on.
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* Soldier: I was working the night shift at Greenwash, and I saw something on the security cameras that I'll never forget. It was a moment that changed everything, and I'm still trying to process what I saw...
* Soldier: I was working the night shift at Greenwash, and I saw something on the security cameras that I'll never forget. It was a moment that changed everything, and I'm still trying to process what I saw...
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* Looten: Alright, let's initiate the fusion sequence. This is it, team. We're on the cusp of a major breakthrough.
* Looten: Alright, let's initiate the fusion sequence. This is it, team. We're on the cusp of a major breakthrough.
* Moreau: I've been running the simulations, Looten, and I'm still seeing a 3% chance of catastrophic failure. Are we really sure we can contain this?
* Moreau: I've been running the simulations, Looten, and I'm still seeing a 3% chance of catastrophic failure. Are we really sure we can contain this?
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* Looten: Oh God... what have we done? This is... this is not what we intended.
* Looten: Oh God... what have we done? This is... this is not what we intended.
* Heidenstam: This is just the beginning. We have no idea what we've unleashed.
* Heidenstam: This is just the beginning. We have no idea what we've unleashed.
= Buried Secrets: The Weight of Choices =
* Florist: Okay, I'll tell you. I was there...
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* [[Shaft Boss Zoolander]]: I don't know, Sarah. I'm feeling really conflicted about the mine right now. We've been getting some... unusual requests from our investors. Changes in our priorities.
* Sarah: What's going on? You've been distant lately. Is everything okay? What kind of requests?
* [[Shaft Boss Zoolander]]: I'm not supposed to say. But let's just say that our investors are very interested in the history of this place. I think they're looking for something specific. Something that could change everything.
* Sarah: But what about the mine? What about the people who work here? You didn't know what would happen. You didn't know about the eggs.
* [[Shaft Boss Zoolander]]: That's no excuse. I should have known better. I should have thought about the consequences. I'm one of the ones who proposed diverting the river and draining the lake. I'm one of the ones who made this happen.
* Sarah: You're doing the right thing now. You're trying to make it right. I'm here for you. We'll get through this together.
* [[Shaft Boss Zoolander]]: I hope so. I really do. But it's hard to shake off the feeling of guilt. It's hard to forget what we've done.
= Xeon Unleashed: The Dawn of a New Intelligence =
* Dr. Elara: I was exactly in that spot when I first presented [[Xeon]] to the world.
* -
* Dr. Elara: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: [[Xeon]], a name that reflects the artificial yet distinct nature of this being. The term 'Xeon' is derived from the word 'xenos', meaning 'foreigner' or 'stranger'. This name acknowledges that [[Xeon]]s are created by humans, yet they are a new and separate form of life, with their own unique skills and abilities.
* Dr. Elara: As you can see, [[Xeon]] is a highly advanced artificial being, capable of complex thought and action. We've designed it to be a prototype for a new generation of intelligent machines.
* Argon: This is incredible. How does it work?
* Dr. Elara: [[Xeon]]'s neural network is based on advanced algorithms and machine learning techniques. It's capable of learning and adapting at an exponential rate, making it potentially more intelligent than any human.
* Zircon: That's both exciting and terrifying. What kind of implications does this have for humanity?
* Dr. Elara: That's a good question. We're still exploring the possibilities and limitations of [[Xeon]]'s capabilities. But we believe that it has the potential to revolutionize many industries and aspects of our lives.
* Argon: But what about the risks? We've all heard warnings about the dangers of creating artificial intelligence that surpasses human capabilities.
* Dr. Elara: We've taken every precaution to ensure that [[Xeon]] is safe and controllable. We've implemented strict safety protocols and guidelines for its use and development.
* Zircon: I see. And what about the long-term implications? How do we ensure that [[Xeon]] doesn't become a threat to humanity in the future?
* Dr. Elara: That's a question we'll continue to grapple with as we move forward with [[Xeon]]'s development. But for now, we're focused on exploring its potential and ensuring that it's used responsibly.
* Argon: I think we're just starting to scratch the surface of what [[Xeon]] can do. I'm excited to see where this technology takes us.
= Quarantine Protocol: The Tuxemon Outbreak =
* Commander: Look at this. A new disease has broken out at Scoop Farms. Multiple tuxemon are infected. We need to contain this before it spreads. And we need to find out what's causing it.
* Officer: Should we send a team immediately?
* Commander: Yes. We need to move quickly. We have a confirmed outbreak of the Spyderbite at the Wayfarer Inn. We need to assess the situation on the ground first. Is there any chance of containment within the inn?
* Doc: That's a possibility, but we need to be cautious. The inn is isolated, but we can't rule out the possibility of visitors coming or going.
* Commander: Then a full quarantine is necessary to prevent further spread. We'll provide all necessary supplies and medical care. We'll also need to deploy a team to enforce the quarantine and monitor the situation.
* Sergeant: I've already compiled a list of personnel who are trained in containment procedures and have experience dealing with diseases.
* Commander: Good. Dispatch them immediately. We can't afford to delay.
= Between Innovation and Ethics: The Tuxemon Dilemma =
* Argon: Zircon, it's good to see you again. I was just reviewing your latest paper on advanced robotics. It's quite impressive.
* Zircon: Ah, Argon. I'm glad to see that your passion for our work hasn't waned. I've heard about your recent accomplishments with the tuxemon behavioral studies. Quite fascinating.
* Argon: I try to be. I believe that our work can make a real difference in the world.
* Zircon: I used to think that way too, Argon. But after years of working in this field, I've come to realize that the world doesn't run on passion. It runs on results.
* Argon: I understand that. But I also believe that our work should be guided by a sense of responsibility and compassion.
* Zircon: Compassion? For what? The tuxemon? They're just machines. Tools to be used and discarded.
* Argon: I know you don't see it that way. But I've spent a lot of time studying their behavior, and I'm convinced that they have a level of consciousness that we don't fully understand.
* Zircon: Nonsense. The tuxemon are just complex machines, no different than a toaster or a computer.
* Argon: I disagree. I think they're more like animals, with their own unique personalities and behaviors.
* Zircon: You know, Argon, I used to think the same way you do. But then I joined the military and saw firsthand how technology can be used to save lives and protect our country. It's easy to get caught up in philosophical debates about the nature of consciousness, but at the end of the day, we have a job to do. And that job is to create machines that can help us win wars and keep our citizens safe.
* Argon: I understand where you're coming from. But I still believe that we have a responsibility to consider the ethical implications of our work.
* Zircon: And I respect that, Argon. But we can't let our emotions cloud our judgment. We have to make tough decisions sometimes, and that's just a fact of life.
* Argon: I share that concern. That's why I believe that we have a responsibility to consider the consequences of our actions.
* Zircon: I agree, Argon. But we can't let that fear hold us back. We must continue to innovate and push the boundaries of what's possible.
= Containment Breach: The Battle for Control =
* Nash: The Extreme Restraints are our most secure containment system yet. With these manacles, even the strongest tuxemon won't be able to break free from the containment unit.
* Reese: Good. We can't afford any more escapes, not with this disease outbreak spiraling out of control. These Restraints better be as effective as you claim.
* Nash: I guarantee it. The materials and design are impenetrable. As long as we keep the tuxemon locked up tight in these Restraints, the disease won't be going anywhere.
* Arachne: What do we have here? Looks like you've got quite the fancy set of restraints, don't you?
* Nash: Who are you? How did you get in here?
* Arachne: I'm here to relieve you of those lovely Extreme Restraints you've got. They'll make a fine addition to my collection.
* Reese: Stop right there! Those Restraints are crucial to containing the tuxemon outbreak. You have no idea what kind of damage you could cause if you take them.
* Arachne: Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea. And I don't really care about your little tuxemon problem. These Restraints are mine now.
Fight Arachne vs Reese
* Nash: No, come back! We can't let those Restraints fall into the wrong hands!
* Reese: This is a disaster - without the Extreme Restraints, the containment unit is useless. The tuxemon could break free at any moment!
= Behind the Scenes: The Quest for Authenticity =
cut scenes from [[The_Spyder_in_the_Cathedral#Introduction]] by [[Omnichannel CEO Beaverbrook]]:
* Alright, let's get this over with. This is the tenth take. Can we please just nail this already?
* I swear, if I have to say 'deluxe Tuxemon' one more time, I'm going to lose it. Can't we come up with something more original?
* We're just going to end up with a bunch of cheesy, over-the-top marketing nonsense. Can't we aim higher than that?
* I'm starting to think that our marketing team has no idea what they're doing. 'Deluxe Tuxemon'? That's the best we can come up with?
* Okay, fine. Let's just get this done. But can we please, for the love of all things, try to sound at least somewhat sincere?
= Behind the Scenes: The Tuxemon Cash Grab =
cut scenes from [[The_Spyder_in_the_Cathedral#Introduction]] by [[Omnichannel CEO Beaverbrook]]:
* Well, that's a wrap. I hope that spot will bring in the sales we need. To be honest, I'm not entirely convinced that this 'deluxe Tuxemon' angle is going to fly. I mean, are people really going to pay a premium for a creature that can evolve instantly? And what's to stop them from just buying the tokens and evolving their own Tuxemon?
* And, the Tuxemon themselves are just a bunch of cute, marketable creatures designed to separate kids from their parents' money. I mean, we're creating a whole ecosystem around these things, and it's all just a big cash grab. We're exploiting people's desire for novelty and their willingness to spend money on anything that's trendy.
* But hey, it's a lucrative business, and we're just giving people what they want.

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Echoes of Understanding: A Grandmother's Wisdom[edit | edit source]

  • Granny: You look upset, dear. Is everything alright?
  • Billie: I don't know, Grandma. My parents are always arguing about me.
  • Granny: Oh, honey. That must be hard. But remember, you don't have to agree with everything they say.
  • Billie: But they're my parents. I'm supposed to respect them.
  • Granny: Of course, you should. But respect doesn't mean obedience. It means understanding and valuing their love for you.
  • Billie: I know, but it's so hard.
  • Granny: Life is full of challenges, dear. But remember, you're not alone. I'm always here for you.
  • Billie: I just wish they could understand me.
  • Granny: Sometimes, it takes time for people to see things from a different perspective. But in the meantime, you can focus on what you can control. What makes you happy?
  • Billie: Spending time with my friends, training my Tuxemon, and exploring new places.
  • Granny: Remember, it's okay to pursue your own passions, even if they don't always align with your parents' expectations.
  • Billie: Thank you, Grandma. I needed to hear that.
  • Granny: Oh dear, how much I would like you to be close to me, Bernard... I remember when you were first diagnosed, and you said, 'We'll face this together, as a team.'Sometimes it feels like it was just yesterday that you were here with me. I see so much of you in Billie... it's like you're still with me, guiding me through her.

O Captain! My Captain![edit | edit source]

  • Captain: I'm off, guys! I'm going on an adventure! I'm going to find the... the... treasure of the mansion!
  • Drinking Buddy 1: Dude, you're not even making sense! Sit back down and finish your drink! We're in the middle of a sale at Scoop, and I'm not leaving until I get my hands on that new collectible.
  • Drinking Buddy 2: Yeah, you're not even going to make it out of the shop, let alone find any treasure!
  • Captain: No, no, no! I'm a... a... a treasure hunter! I'm going to find it, I'm going to find it! I'll show you, I'll show you all! That mansion's been abandoned for years, but I know it's still got secrets. Old Man Jenkins built it, you know. He was a rich man, made his fortune in... in... something. Don't remember what, but he was rich, I know that much. And then he lost it all, and the mansion fell into ruin. But I know it's still got treasure hidden somewhere. I've heard stories, you know. Whispers of a hidden room, deep in the basement. And I'm going to find it!
  • Drinking Buddy 1: Dude, you're not even making sense! You're just making this up as you go along!
  • Drinking Buddy 2: Yeah, and what's with the mansion? You've been talking about that place for years, but you've never even been inside!
  • Captain: That's not true! I've been inside, I've explored it! Well, not really explored it, but I've been in the garden. And I've seen the tower, the one with the broken clock. It's a sign, I tell you! A sign that the treasure is still there, waiting for me to find it!
  • Drinking Buddy 1: Dude, you're going to get yourself killed! That place is a death trap!
  • Drinking Buddy 2: Yeah, and what about the rumors? You know, the ones about the mansion being haunted?
  • Captain: Pfft, don't be ridiculous! I don't believe in ghosts! I'm a... a... a treasure hunter! I'm not afraid of anything! I'll show you, I'll show you all!
  • Drinking Buddy 1: Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see if he makes it back in one piece!
  • Drinking Buddy 2: Yeah, or if he even remembers where he lives! Poor guy's going to have a killer hangover tomorrow!
  • Captain: Treasure... mansion... adventure! I'm going to find it, I'm going to find it!

Jurassic Ethics: The Price of Resurrection[edit | edit source]

  • Selby: I've done it! I've created a device that can reverse the fossilization process. It's a breakthrough, a scientific miracle.
  • Looten: Incredible! This could be a game-changer. Imagine the possibilities. We could bring extinct creatures back to life. We could study them, learn from them, and even use them for our own purposes.
  • Chip: But what about the ethical implications? Should we really be interfering with the natural order of things? What if these creatures can't adapt to the modern world?
  • Looten: Ethics? We're scientists. Our job is to push the boundaries, to explore the unknown. And besides, this could be a lucrative venture. We can charge a premium for de-fossilating rare and valuable creatures.
  • Selby: I understand your concerns, but I believe this technology could be used for good. We could use it to study extinct ecosystems, to learn about climate change, and even to help endangered species.
  • Looten: That's a noble goal. But for now, let's focus on the potential profits. We can charge a premium for de-fossilating rare and valuable creatures. People will pay top dollar to have their own personal dinosaur.
  • Selby: I just hope we're making the right decision.

Frankenstein's Playground: The Cost of Creation[edit | edit source]

  • Dempsey: I'm starting to think this whole thing is a bit out of control. The city's in chaos, and people are getting hurt.
  • Looten: Out of control? What are you talking about? We're making progress. The fusion experiment is almost ready.
  • Dempsey: At what cost? The city's in chaos, and people are getting hurt. And what about the ethics of it all? Creating creatures that could potentially harm humans and the environment?
  • Looten: Ethics? In the grand scheme of things, a few casualties are a small price to pay for scientific advancement. We're pushing the boundaries of what's possible.
  • Dempsey: I don't agree. We're playing God here. We're meddling with nature in ways we don't fully understand.
  • Looten: And what's wrong with that? We have the power to create life, to shape the future. We're not just scientists; we're pioneers.
  • Dempsey: Pioneers? Or mad scientists? We're crossing a line.
  • Looten: You're just a pessimist. You'll see the benefits eventually. The creatures we create will revolutionize society.
  • Dempsey: I hope you're right. But I'm starting to doubt it.

Petals of Progress: The Price of Beauty[edit | edit source]

  • Florist: Ah, I was sitting next to two florists and they were discussing something that caught my attention. It seems they're not too happy about...
  • -
  • Alex: I'm still fuming about what happened at Greenwash. I had to cancel a whole order of peonies because of the contamination. And now I'm worried that our customers will start to lose trust in us.
  • Gluck: I know, it's a nightmare. I've been trying to find alternative suppliers, but it's not easy. And to make matters worse, our orchid shipment was delayed again. I'm starting to think that we should just stick to locally-sourced flowers from now on.
  • Alex: But what's the point of having a flower that's just going to sit there and look pretty? Where's the soul in that? I'm trying to create arrangements that are more than just visually appealing, but it's hard when we're dealing with subpar flowers.
  • Gluck: Soul? You're talking about flowers, Alex! They're just plants. But I do agree that our new bouquet design is really taking off. I've had several customers ask for it by name.
  • Alex: But that's just it - flowers aren't just plants. They're a way to connect with people, to make them feel something. And when we're working with low-quality flowers, it's hard to create that connection.
  • Gluck: I see what you're saying, Alex. But I think we're just making progress. We're finding new ways to make flowers more resilient and beautiful. And that's something to be proud of.
  • Alex: I hope so, Gluck. But I still have my doubts. What if we're messing with nature in ways we don't understand?
  • Gluck: Well, I think we're just trying to make the best of what we have. And if that means using a little bit of science to make our flowers more amazing, then so be it.
  • Alex: I just wish we could go back to the way things were. When flowers were simple, and beautiful, and didn't need all this fuss.
  • Gluck: I understand where you're coming from, Alex. But I think we have to move forward. We can't just stick our heads in the sand and pretend that the world isn't changing.

Unleashed: The Cost of Ambition[edit | edit source]

  • Soldier: I was working the night shift at Greenwash, and I saw something on the security cameras that I'll never forget. It was a moment that changed everything, and I'm still trying to process what I saw...
  • -
  • Looten: Alright, let's initiate the fusion sequence. This is it, team. We're on the cusp of a major breakthrough.
  • Moreau: I've been running the simulations, Looten, and I'm still seeing a 3% chance of catastrophic failure. Are we really sure we can contain this?
  • Heidenstam: What if the containment field collapses? We could be looking at a chain reaction that destroys the entire facility.
  • Looten: We've run the simulations, Moreau. We've accounted for every variable. The potential breakthroughs in energy production outweigh the risks. We have to take this chance.
  • Heidenstam: It's not stabilizing! We're losing containment! The readings are off the charts!
  • Looten: Shut it down! Shut it down now!
  • Looten: Oh God... what have we done? This is... this is not what we intended.
  • Heidenstam: This is just the beginning. We have no idea what we've unleashed.

Buried Secrets: The Weight of Choices[edit | edit source]

  • Florist: Okay, I'll tell you. I was there...
  • -
  • Shaft Boss Zoolander: I don't know, Sarah. I'm feeling really conflicted about the mine right now. We've been getting some... unusual requests from our investors. Changes in our priorities.
  • Sarah: What's going on? You've been distant lately. Is everything okay? What kind of requests?
  • Shaft Boss Zoolander: I'm not supposed to say. But let's just say that our investors are very interested in the history of this place. I think they're looking for something specific. Something that could change everything.
  • Sarah: But what about the mine? What about the people who work here? You didn't know what would happen. You didn't know about the eggs.
  • Shaft Boss Zoolander: That's no excuse. I should have known better. I should have thought about the consequences. I'm one of the ones who proposed diverting the river and draining the lake. I'm one of the ones who made this happen.
  • Sarah: You're doing the right thing now. You're trying to make it right. I'm here for you. We'll get through this together.
  • Shaft Boss Zoolander: I hope so. I really do. But it's hard to shake off the feeling of guilt. It's hard to forget what we've done.

Xeon Unleashed: The Dawn of a New Intelligence[edit | edit source]

  • Dr. Elara: I was exactly in that spot when I first presented Xeon to the world.
  • -
  • Dr. Elara: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Xeon, a name that reflects the artificial yet distinct nature of this being. The term 'Xeon' is derived from the word 'xenos', meaning 'foreigner' or 'stranger'. This name acknowledges that Xeons are created by humans, yet they are a new and separate form of life, with their own unique skills and abilities.
  • Dr. Elara: As you can see, Xeon is a highly advanced artificial being, capable of complex thought and action. We've designed it to be a prototype for a new generation of intelligent machines.
  • Argon: This is incredible. How does it work?
  • Dr. Elara: Xeon's neural network is based on advanced algorithms and machine learning techniques. It's capable of learning and adapting at an exponential rate, making it potentially more intelligent than any human.
  • Zircon: That's both exciting and terrifying. What kind of implications does this have for humanity?
  • Dr. Elara: That's a good question. We're still exploring the possibilities and limitations of Xeon's capabilities. But we believe that it has the potential to revolutionize many industries and aspects of our lives.
  • Argon: But what about the risks? We've all heard warnings about the dangers of creating artificial intelligence that surpasses human capabilities.
  • Dr. Elara: We've taken every precaution to ensure that Xeon is safe and controllable. We've implemented strict safety protocols and guidelines for its use and development.
  • Zircon: I see. And what about the long-term implications? How do we ensure that Xeon doesn't become a threat to humanity in the future?
  • Dr. Elara: That's a question we'll continue to grapple with as we move forward with Xeon's development. But for now, we're focused on exploring its potential and ensuring that it's used responsibly.
  • Argon: I think we're just starting to scratch the surface of what Xeon can do. I'm excited to see where this technology takes us.

Quarantine Protocol: The Tuxemon Outbreak[edit | edit source]

  • Commander: Look at this. A new disease has broken out at Scoop Farms. Multiple tuxemon are infected. We need to contain this before it spreads. And we need to find out what's causing it.
  • Officer: Should we send a team immediately?
  • Commander: Yes. We need to move quickly. We have a confirmed outbreak of the Spyderbite at the Wayfarer Inn. We need to assess the situation on the ground first. Is there any chance of containment within the inn?
  • Doc: That's a possibility, but we need to be cautious. The inn is isolated, but we can't rule out the possibility of visitors coming or going.
  • Commander: Then a full quarantine is necessary to prevent further spread. We'll provide all necessary supplies and medical care. We'll also need to deploy a team to enforce the quarantine and monitor the situation.
  • Sergeant: I've already compiled a list of personnel who are trained in containment procedures and have experience dealing with diseases.
  • Commander: Good. Dispatch them immediately. We can't afford to delay.

Between Innovation and Ethics: The Tuxemon Dilemma[edit | edit source]

  • Argon: Zircon, it's good to see you again. I was just reviewing your latest paper on advanced robotics. It's quite impressive.
  • Zircon: Ah, Argon. I'm glad to see that your passion for our work hasn't waned. I've heard about your recent accomplishments with the tuxemon behavioral studies. Quite fascinating.
  • Argon: I try to be. I believe that our work can make a real difference in the world.
  • Zircon: I used to think that way too, Argon. But after years of working in this field, I've come to realize that the world doesn't run on passion. It runs on results.
  • Argon: I understand that. But I also believe that our work should be guided by a sense of responsibility and compassion.
  • Zircon: Compassion? For what? The tuxemon? They're just machines. Tools to be used and discarded.
  • Argon: I know you don't see it that way. But I've spent a lot of time studying their behavior, and I'm convinced that they have a level of consciousness that we don't fully understand.
  • Zircon: Nonsense. The tuxemon are just complex machines, no different than a toaster or a computer.
  • Argon: I disagree. I think they're more like animals, with their own unique personalities and behaviors.
  • Zircon: You know, Argon, I used to think the same way you do. But then I joined the military and saw firsthand how technology can be used to save lives and protect our country. It's easy to get caught up in philosophical debates about the nature of consciousness, but at the end of the day, we have a job to do. And that job is to create machines that can help us win wars and keep our citizens safe.
  • Argon: I understand where you're coming from. But I still believe that we have a responsibility to consider the ethical implications of our work.
  • Zircon: And I respect that, Argon. But we can't let our emotions cloud our judgment. We have to make tough decisions sometimes, and that's just a fact of life.
  • Argon: I share that concern. That's why I believe that we have a responsibility to consider the consequences of our actions.
  • Zircon: I agree, Argon. But we can't let that fear hold us back. We must continue to innovate and push the boundaries of what's possible.

Containment Breach: The Battle for Control[edit | edit source]

  • Nash: The Extreme Restraints are our most secure containment system yet. With these manacles, even the strongest tuxemon won't be able to break free from the containment unit.
  • Reese: Good. We can't afford any more escapes, not with this disease outbreak spiraling out of control. These Restraints better be as effective as you claim.
  • Nash: I guarantee it. The materials and design are impenetrable. As long as we keep the tuxemon locked up tight in these Restraints, the disease won't be going anywhere.
  • Arachne: What do we have here? Looks like you've got quite the fancy set of restraints, don't you?
  • Nash: Who are you? How did you get in here?
  • Arachne: I'm here to relieve you of those lovely Extreme Restraints you've got. They'll make a fine addition to my collection.
  • Reese: Stop right there! Those Restraints are crucial to containing the tuxemon outbreak. You have no idea what kind of damage you could cause if you take them.
  • Arachne: Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea. And I don't really care about your little tuxemon problem. These Restraints are mine now.

Fight Arachne vs Reese

  • Nash: No, come back! We can't let those Restraints fall into the wrong hands!
  • Reese: This is a disaster - without the Extreme Restraints, the containment unit is useless. The tuxemon could break free at any moment!

Behind the Scenes: The Quest for Authenticity[edit | edit source]

cut scenes from The_Spyder_in_the_Cathedral#Introduction by Omnichannel CEO Beaverbrook:

  • Alright, let's get this over with. This is the tenth take. Can we please just nail this already?
  • I swear, if I have to say 'deluxe Tuxemon' one more time, I'm going to lose it. Can't we come up with something more original?
  • We're just going to end up with a bunch of cheesy, over-the-top marketing nonsense. Can't we aim higher than that?
  • I'm starting to think that our marketing team has no idea what they're doing. 'Deluxe Tuxemon'? That's the best we can come up with?
  • Okay, fine. Let's just get this done. But can we please, for the love of all things, try to sound at least somewhat sincere?

Behind the Scenes: The Tuxemon Cash Grab[edit | edit source]

cut scenes from The_Spyder_in_the_Cathedral#Introduction by Omnichannel CEO Beaverbrook:

  • Well, that's a wrap. I hope that spot will bring in the sales we need. To be honest, I'm not entirely convinced that this 'deluxe Tuxemon' angle is going to fly. I mean, are people really going to pay a premium for a creature that can evolve instantly? And what's to stop them from just buying the tokens and evolving their own Tuxemon?
  • And, the Tuxemon themselves are just a bunch of cute, marketable creatures designed to separate kids from their parents' money. I mean, we're creating a whole ecosystem around these things, and it's all just a big cash grab. We're exploiting people's desire for novelty and their willingness to spend money on anything that's trendy.
  • But hey, it's a lucrative business, and we're just giving people what they want.