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* No comment.  
* No comment.  


[[Suit]]
[[Enforcer]]
* Are you here for the investor presentation? Nimrod shares are a great buy - armies always need weapons!
* Are you here for the investor presentation? Nimrod shares are a great buy - armies always need weapons!


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* Years of work, down the drain in minutes.  
* Years of work, down the drain in minutes.  


[[Suit]]
[[Scientist]]
* Don't hurt me, I just write the contracts! I haven't done anything wrong! ... I mean, no one has done anything wrong. This is all legal and above board.
* Don't hurt me, I just write the contracts! I haven't done anything wrong! ... I mean, no one has done anything wrong. This is all legal and above board.


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* That military hardware question was hypothetical, okay?
* That military hardware question was hypothetical, okay?


[[Nimrod Boss]] Tru
[[Nimrod Boss Tru]]
* My weapons have won wars and subdued revolts in every corner of the world, and you think you have a chance against me?
* My weapons have won wars and subdued revolts in every corner of the world, and you think you have a chance against me?
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* (turns aside) Archer, retrieve the prototypes in the testing room. At least we can salvage something!  
* (turns aside) Archer, retrieve the prototypes in the testing room. At least we can salvage something!  
* (turns back to Protagonist) If those imbeciles in Shaft hadn't lost my dragon, beating you would have been a piece of cake.
* (turns back to Protagonist) If those imbeciles in Shaft hadn't lost my dragon, beating you would have been a piece of cake.

Revision as of 11:51, 25 August 2019

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Birb Robo

  • Beep bee bee boop bee doo weep
  • Boop boop

Chrome Robo

  • Boop beep
  • Shoop dee doo woop

Xeon

  • Whoo ... burr ... target acquired
  • ... Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ...

Enforcer

  • Woo-wee. Look at that. Those protesters won't know what hit them.
  • No comment.

Enforcer

  • Are you here for the investor presentation? Nimrod shares are a great buy - armies always need weapons!

Soldier

  • Don't you dare touch those prototypes!
  • Leave those prototypes alone!

Scientist

  • Oh god, you destroyed the prototypes. We were just about to start mass production.
  • Years of work, down the drain in minutes.

Scientist

  • Don't hurt me, I just write the contracts! I haven't done anything wrong! ... I mean, no one has done anything wrong. This is all legal and above board.

Aviator

  • Did the Cathedral send you for that new shipment of ... No? Oh.
  • The shipment I was asking about was full of... um ... teddybears.

Aviator

  • At night I play guitar by myself.
  • I wish I knew someone I could play music with.

Soldier

Soldier

  • I want to quit and become a musician.
  • I'll call my band, "Machine Gun Fellows".

Scientist

  • We fight wars with humans and tuxemon. Many dead, many more injured. Using robos instead is the only moral course of action.
  • I knew I wouldn't be able to convince you.

Scientist

  • If you truly loved tuxemon, you would support us replacing them in war with robos.
  • I wish I'd replaced my tuxemon with robos.

Soldier Archer

  • How's the fusion technology coming along? We ... Wait, you're not from Greenwash!
  • Keep your mouth shut, okay?

Enforcer Boss and Soldier double battle

  • Our law enforcement would be a lot easier with some military hardware, friend. ... Who are you?
  • That military hardware question was hypothetical, okay?

Nimrod Boss Tru

  • My weapons have won wars and subdued revolts in every corner of the world, and you think you have a chance against me?
  • (turns aside) Archer, retrieve the prototypes in the testing room. At least we can salvage something!
  • (turns back to Protagonist) If those imbeciles in Shaft hadn't lost my dragon, beating you would have been a piece of cake.